This is a public service announcement.
Following this advice will ensure that your car rides to and fro, from soccer to dance to the dentist, etc. will be nothing but pure family harmony and bliss. I don’t know about you but my children will argue about almost anything in the car. So it’s come to this.
I have a few little songs on my iPod that make me think of a some very endearing childhood memories. {My daddy and aunt singing country songs at full voice after a night of honky-tonkin’} And who doesn’t have the likes of Hello Darlin’ and You Ain’t Woman Enough to Take my Man as part of their music repertoire? Children must be catechized. Besides being sheer entertainment and cheap therapy, I’ve discovered that if snarky ungrateful attitudes begin to take hold of otherwise angelic children, and in retribution, I play one of my childhood songs and sing at full voice, my children will make all manner of unkeepable promises if I will but stop torturing their developing auditory mechanisms.
I acquiesce to their pleadings, usually after a verse or two and enjoy the remaining car ride watching their befuddled expressions—complete with eye rolling—-while they find room in their hearts to forgive and play nice and use car voices.
Today’s therapy/torture/musical masterpiece: We’re Gonna Hold On by Tammy Wynette and George Jones. I actually love this song so much that I’m thinking of singing it karaoke style at our 10 year vow renewal party to take place on 10-10-10. Why should Stevie be deprived these precious memories? Or for that matter, why should you? Please humor me and take this walk down memory lane with me. It’ll make you wanna get some aqua net and a guitar and start touring. At least that’s what it makes me wanna do.